071825 Dispatch: Trump Bruised, Colbert Dumped, Epstein Still Dead

And here the Epstein files!

We’ll get to that in a sec. It’s Friday, July 18 and a new dispatch is at hand.

And speaking of hands …

White House Explains Bruising on Back of Trump’s Hand

It’s from slapping the Democrats silly for six straight months.

Trump Also Has Some Swelling In His Lower Legs

Doctors recommend he cut back to working only 23 hours a day.

Was That the Play All Along? Trump Announces He’s Ordered Bondi to Release “Any and All” Epstein Grand Jury Testimony (Subject to Court Approval)

Late Thursday night, President Trump took to Truth Social to say: “Based on the ridiculous amount of attention given to Jeffrey Epstein, I have ordered Attorney General Pam Bondi to release any and all grand jury testimony, subject to court approval. This SCAM perpetrated by the Democrats must end now!”

And how quick with the Democrats say, “Oh, noooo. You can’t do THAT.”

Attorney General Pam Bondi James Comey’s Daughter Maureen Who Somehow Managed to be the Prosecutor for Jeffrey Epstein – Until He Turned Into a Corpse – and His Associate Ghislaine Maxwell

Funny how she seemed to be about as successful prosecuting people as that guy who always went up against Perry Mason. Well, at least if the perp is a Democrat-connected child trafficker.

Speaking of which, do the Democrats really think it’s in their interest to be suddenly clamoring for everything on Jeffrey Epstein? Clinton was on his plane, at his island, and is wearing a blue dress in a painting in his living room. Maxwell was at Chelsea’s wedding.

It was Pelosi’s daughter who was saying that Democrats should be prepared to learn some of their “friends” would be named. But the minute Trump says enough with Epstein, they jump “Epstein! Epstein! Epstein!” They’re not a political party. They’re a Pavlovian experiment.

Wall Street Journal Prints Bawdy Letter Trump Allegedly Sent to Jeffrey Epstein on His 50^th Birthday

How do we know it’s not real? I’ll join the chorus: If it were real, the Clinton, Biden, Obama machines would have used it. If they had a real scandal they wouldn’t have to create fake ones all the time.

Trump says he’s going to sue WSJ and Rupert Murdock over the story. Ask ABC and CBS how that turns out.

And in related news …

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert is Getting Cancelled. Last Show in May 2026

One down for Greg Gutfeld, two to go.

CBS insists it’s a financial decision. Why pay $15 million a year for bad ratings and bad jokes, when you can get some other Trump hater for a fraction of the cost?

Gee, first NPR and PBS lose their federal funding, now Colbert loses his show? Hallmark ain’t the only one having Christmas in July!

The announcement comes days after Colbert when on an on-the-air tirade against CBS parent Paramount setting a multi-million suit against Trump.

I wouldn’t worry about him though. He can always be the newest lady on The View.

I wonder what CBS will do at 11:30? Infomercials? Heck, Jay Leno’s tan, rested and ready.

(Actually, if you can’t beat ‘em, steal ‘em. You know who’s born to be a late night host, mixing humor, with news with culture, Fox News talent and former MTV host Kennedy.)

Dr. Jill on Call for Autopen Scandal?

After Dr. Jill’s right-hand man Anthony Bernal pleaded the Fifth before Congress the other day, refusing to answer questions about the coverup of Joe Biden’s condition and use of the autopen, the House is now talking about calling in Dr. Jill.

Believe me, after being stuck at the beach with Joe for six months, she’ll be glad to go ANYWHERE.

Trump Says Coca-Cola Has Agreed to Go Back to Using Cane Sugar in the US

Part of his Make America Healthy—Or At Least the Sodas—Great Again.

Why were we getting the crap high-frucose syrup anyway when other countries get the real deal?

This Was An Actual NY Times Headline: “I Was One of Biden’s Border Advisers. Here’s How to Fix Our Immigration System”

“I Was Custer’s Military Adviser. Here’s How to Raid an Indian Village.”

“I Was the Hindenburg’s Navigator. Here’s How to Park a Dirigible.”

“I Was Jill Biden’s Fashion Consultant. Here’s How to Dress Real Fine.”

And that is that for this week. Have a great weekend!