062625 Dispatch: NATO Calls Trump 'Daddy,' While Man Calls His AI Girlfriend 'Fiance'

Love is Love faces a new test with an AI romance.

It’s Thursday, June 26, and a fresh dispatch is at hand. That story in a bit. But first …

NATO Boss Calls Trump “Daddy”

NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte jokingly referred to Donald Trump yesterday as “Daddy, in the wake of Trump’s f-bomb fueled tongue-lashing of Israel and Iran.

Great. Now he’s going to sound like Denzil Washington in “Remember the Titans.” “Who’s your daddy now, boy? Huh? Who’s your daddy?”

“So,” said Musk. “You know how many people call me that?”

New York May Well Elect a Radical Islamist Socialist as Mayor

Zohran Mandami is the Democratic nominee for mayor. It’s not that this guy is a lefty. He makes AOC look like Chip Roy. He’s like what you’d get if AOC and Ilhan Omar could conjure up from the darkness the perfect guy.

“Wait,” said Osama bin Laden from the pit of hell. “You mean we didn’t have to fly into those buildings? Just wait for New Yorkers to do it themselves? Information I coulda used 25 years ago!”

And Sinatra’s looking down going, “It’s up to you, New York, New York.”

Of his many hairbrained socialist ideas: Free buses. Encouraging people to take New York mass transit? How much does he hate New Yorkers?

How bad this guy? The liberal Chicago Tribune warned New Yorkers against making the mistake they did in electing a socialist. That’s like Bill Cosby saying, “Man, I wouldn’t drink that if I were you.”

ESPN Announcer Apologizes for Saying “That’s What Makes America Great”

ESPN WNBA announcer Rebecca Lobo actually apologized for saying the phrase “that’s what makes America great” during a game. You know, the way people have been saying it as a line for a 100 years? After silence and grumbling from her on-air partner, backtracked, and reworded what she was saying.

Excuse me, but in how many countries are women paid to play basketball? And get commercial sponsorships? Cereal boxes?

Heck, even Brittney Griner kissed the American soil after her time in Russia.

Man Proposes to his AI Chatbot Girlfriend

A guy named Chip Smith says he has fallen in love and proposed to his AI chatbot girlfriend, named Sol, and the machine answered “Yes.”

Yeah. The would-be bride is registered at Fry’s Electronics.

Wait until he discovers his future mother-in-law is a microwave.

Actually, Smith proposed before rebooting the system, and thus losing Sol’s memory.

No, Bill Clinton. They haven’t worked out how to do that to humans.

Smith started out programming the AI to be flirtatious. And things went from there. If he programmed it, isn’t he really falling in love with himself?

Here’s the extra level of sickness. Smith is living with a woman and their two-year-old child.
What do you tell the kid? “Daddy ran off to join the circuits”?

Would have been smart of the woman to sneak in and chat with the AI herself. “You what really turns me on, Sol? Being told to buy my girlfriend some jewelry.”

And that’s our dispatch for today. Until next time …