062226 Dispatch: Summer's Here and the Time is Right for World Cup Visitors Dancing in the Streets
It’s Monday, June 22, and a new summer is officially here.
As promised, we have a couple new America 250-themed items in the brand-new Bananas Republic Shop on Etsy. An adorable expression of love for America, and from the mouth of babes: “I Wish Democrats Would Love America as Much as World Cup Visitors Do”
Did You Have a Happy Father’s Day?
Imagine all the cards Elon Musk got.
What do Caitlyn Jenner’s kids send?
I hope you’ll check out my tribute to my dad: Father’s Day: The Old Man’s Mighty Swing - The Daily Signal
World Cup Visitors Loving America
Foreign visitors here for the World Cup are going crazy for America. Dazzled and amazed by everything from Ranch dressing, food proportions, BBQ to the kindness of the people and our natural beauty. And Buc-ee’s? They’re acting like it’s the Taj Mahal.
Ranch dressing? They’re trying to bring bottles of the stuff through TSA. In fact, TSA now stands for The Salad Agency.
Free refills? I’ll drink to that, and that and that.
Some French guy was marveling at how many people smile at him and say hello. “My mother only smiled at me twice.” Perhaps shaving her armpits will lighten her spirits.
What’s sad is how many people got a negative impression of America from the media. You’re constantly things hearing this: “We owe America a huge apology, because America is nothing like what the media tells us. Everyone is so friendly, everyone is so accommodating, and I’ve honestly had the best time.”
It’s true. In the Midwest, the muggers even say “sir and ma’am” when they mug you.
But a warning to the visitors: Anybody says “bless your heart,” RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
America is Sydney Sweeney While the Media Tries to Convince the World We’re Rosie O’Donnell.
The contrast between these visitors and the millions Biden let across the border or the Somalis like Ilhan Omar … and today’s Democrats … couldn’t be more striking.
Literally, you have Japanese fans cleaning our stadiums and Democrats vandalizing our national landmarks.
Psycho Leftists Warring Against the Reflecting Pool, Including Slashing the Lining
President Trump refurbished the Reflecting Pool in front of the Lincoln Memorial and the TDSers are losing their minds. A man was arrested the other day for slashing the new lining of the bottom of the pool. Over a dozen people have now been arrested for assorted acts of vandalism against the pool.
According to Trump, this includes pouring chemicals into the Reflecting Pool. And they’re going to have to drain the pool to repair the damage.
Networks like ABC News and CNN are giving far more coverage to whatever algae is growing in the renovated pool than they did the disappearance of 300,000 children under Joe Biden, or the new report on the Muslim rape gangs in England, or the massive amounts of fraud being uncovered.
Obama destroys health care. Not a peep. Trump tries fixing a pool on the national mall. Call the Pulitzer Prize Committee!
There are actually people holding protests at the pool. A sign you have serious mental issues? You are cheering on algae like it’s your favorite World Cup team. (Which in their case is NEVER Team USA.)
Here’s an idea: Why not wait 30 minutes after eating before you go being a jerk?
What’s amazing is some of those protesters clearly have not seen water or a bath in a long time.
It’s a Reflecting Pool. Supposed to reflect the monuments. But it’s just reflecting the evil on the Left.
British Prime Minister Keir Starmer is Resigning
This means they’ll have the 7th prime minister in 10 years. They’re going through prime ministers like Spinal Tap goes through drummers.
The last straw was the devastating report on the Muslim grooming gangs in the country that have been allowed to rape thousands of British girls. People like Starmer have been more upset … and harsher on … those who complained than those who were committing the horrendous acts.
You know your country’s in trouble when your strongest leader is a lady who spent the biggest chunk of her life creating a bunch of wizards.
Team USA Beat Australia Friday Two-Nil.
Love the World Cup just for the chance to say “Nil.”
After scoring they did the Trump Dance. Kinda weird to have a president who inspired an actual dance. What? No, The Jerk had nothing to do with Obama.
Obesity Rates Have Dropped for the First Time in Half a Century
Ozempic? Or people losing their appetite watching the news?
I was wondering. It was feeling a bit more roomy at Wal-Mart.
America is losing a lot of useless weight. Just in the past few months: Jasmine Crockette, Margarie Taylor-Green, Al Green, Thomas Massie …
So … Anyone Else Mourning the End of Hallmark’s “The Way Home”?
Should have taken the TV outside so I could water the garden with my tears.
Draws you in with the simple premise: What if you could meet your parents when they were teenagers? But soon you’re drawn into a multi-generational…heck, multi-century roller coaster of family relationships and drama. And it all came together in the finale.
One of the biggest shocks of the show? That the actress who had to be overdubbed in the movie “Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes” 40 years ago turned into a phenomenal actress. Hands off to Landry family matriarch … well at least in the present time … Andie McDowell. And if Jefferson Brown, who plays the late family patriarch Colton, isn’t one of the most phenomenal actors on the planet nobody is. So glad Colton and Del had another moment together.
The show decided to throw a couple new mysteries in the final episode to leave viewers wondering. For example, Nick suggests Alice will meet his long-talked about, but never seen girlfriend at some point in the future. My guess? She is Alice’s daughter, she jumped back in time, met Nick and they fell in love. Alice grumbled that Nick seemed to be around for the most embarrassing moments of her love life, and Nick encouraged her to follow her heart to Max. If I’m right, then Nick would have a vested interested in Alice and Max getting together, or else his true love won’t be born.
Yeah. Had to vent.
Have a great day!